Time Invoicing
Captain New Zealand has been running into a dire situation as of late. His time slips and time sheets for his super heroes have been piling up. Billable hours are becoming difficult to discern from invoices. Invoicing for the public has been made overly complex and certain neighborhoods are being neglected. Time trackers from the government are constantly harassing Captain New Zealand for proof that his time sheets and invoices is within DCAA compliance. Everyday, Captain New Zealand loses a hair and gains a white one due to the stress the time tracker causes him.
Aqua Spillage Man, the King of the Earth sludge has also been frustrated at Captain New Zealand’s inability to supply proper and accurate time sheets and time slips for the soldiers he has been lending out.
Through with the irritating time tracker, Captain New Zealand made a last resort phone call to a very old friend. This was a very special friend however. This person has had dealings with the DCAA compliance officers known as time trackers. This friend was one of those individuals where you promised yourself you would never introduce him to your wife. His name was Inventor Guy. His name sounds like he would be a great help with time sheets and time slips. It even suggests that he would be able to solve the problems that come with invoicing. However, Captain New Zealand was there on this one fateful day when Inventor Guy’s world had crumbled around him.
Over 20 years ago, Inventor Guy had the greatest workshop in the known galaxy. Aliens from all over the known galaxy would visit him just to find new ways of being DCAA compliant. He never had a time sheet or invoice go missing. Until one dreadful day, the evil overlord known as Commander Sphincter Sunshine had decided to play a trick on poor Inventor Guy. He had simply through a small monkey wrench into Inventor Guy’s process. He created a false time sheet and an invoice that did not add up correctly.
Inventor Guy discovered these false documents and could not account for them. They also made his work non- DCAA compliant and soon the time trackers were at his door steps. News spread across the galaxy quickly of Inventor Guy’s mistakes. Soon no one would visit him. Into isolation went inventor guy where it is said that he slowly went mad.
Captain New Zealand dialed the number nervously. The phone rang and a raspy old voice had picked up. “I have done it Captain,” shouted Inventor Guy.
“How did you know it was me?”
“Inventor Guy knows all you fool,” said Inventor Guy. “I have created something that will resolve all the issues that spring forth from the evil time sheet and invoices. I call it my magnificent, time sheet software!”
Captain New Zealand was nervous and yet also excited about this news. Did inventor guy really create something that will solve everyone’s problems with DCAA compliance? Will this time sheet software be the savior everyone has been looking for?