TimeToolBox.com

Time sheet software has recently become the preferred tool for billing and invoicing for the great Frog Master. The great Frog Master is constantly gaining new clients and before the time sheet software, he would have to fill out invoices, time sheets, and other miscellaneous documents that ate away at his precious time. The Frog Master’s greatest challenge has been to create a system that is DCAA compliant. The evil Wizards of Sha-na-na were putting great pressure on the Frog Master to become DCAA compliant. They would constantly request from him, time sheets, invoices, and time slips. All paper made documents that did nothing but waste time and take up space.

Frog Master was sick and tired of losing his precious hours to such menial and meaningless task which was creating paper trail. Paper trail that would rise from his desk to a full mile; the Frog Master’s conundrum was truly difficult to resolve. There one day, during the time when the Wizards of Sha-na-na were making their rounds and checking for DCAA compliance, Frog Master was not finished with his reports. There were still dozens of time slips, time sheets, and invoices missing. The time tracker himself was fearful of the consequences. The Wizards of Sha-na-na were not a forgiving group of wizards. During this time, a poor old lady, dressed in rags and showing signs of what time sheets and time slips can do to a person over time, appeared at the Frog Master’s front door.

“Please sir, might I rest a while in your office,” asked the old woman in a gentle grandmotherly voice.

The Frog Master could not refuse even though in his heart he knew the woman would only be in the way.

Moments later, the Evil Wizards of Sha-Na-Na entered the home of the Frog Master and boomed in a voice full of venom “where are the documents? Show us your DCAA compliance.” The Frog Master, knowing he had incomplete documents that did not contain all the time sheets, time tracking forms, and billable hours.

The Evil Wizards of Sha-Na-Na, laughed and suddenly sent a bold of radioactive energy towards the old lady who was sitting and smiling at the everything. Instinctively, the Frog Master leapt in front of the old lady taking the blunt of the blast. Gripping his chest, the Frog Master told the Wizards of Sha-Na-Na to leave as he coughed thick read blood.

After they had left, the Frog Master looked at the old woman and smiled. He closed his eyes and fell to a peaceful rest where there were no time sheets to be filled, billable hours to account for, nor any DCAA Compliant rules to follow. No there was nothing but peaceful slumber.

The old lay quickly got up and began to run her hands across the Frog Master’s body as if she was motioning some type of healing ritual. For moment, you saw a gleam in the woman’s eye. Quickly she noticed a bulges in the inside pocket of the Frog Master’s jacket. She rummaged through and found what was to be a pouch of gold. The old woman did a hop and a skip and began heading towards the exit. DCAA compliance, time sheets and time slips were all over the room. Some were still floating down from being tossed in the air by the Wizards of Sha-Na-Na blast.

“What a tosser,” though the old woman. “Should have used time sheet software.”